Rodgey's Cheap Eyeglasses

He buys in bulk so that he can afford to lose each pair a day after purchase. Many of them would appear to be women's glasses.

Old Raddishes

It takes an awfully lot for Rodgey to throw out any food. Or any near food, or anything that has been near food and might still smell like a food he considers delicious. I once poured out a 10 year-old cinammon scented candle, and he freaked out across the yard, thinking it was stewed tomatoes I was pouring out. And he said terrible things, and it never stops hurting.