Irregularly Shaped YMCA Basketballs

These balls have late-stage tumors and are probably not long for this world. But for now, they make dribbling fun! I'm going to do every little thing in my power to keep them from being thrown away as long as I can. If that includes making them part of holiday decorations, so be it. Giant Easter eggs!

Bones.

Mostly cow bones. Though Rodgey found a bag of deer parts on the side of the road and brought them home. Like a dog. Like a dog.

Merry's Magnets

Not my magnets. Merry's magnets. A lota nice magnets. I might've broken one of them.

Shovels!

It's shovels. It's various shovels. With a broomstickertwo. I've found about 7 more shovels and shovel parts since this picture was taken.

Found Driver's Licenses

Found Driver's Licenses. I've always been hesitant to keep a woman's driver's license, should I find it on the floor or the outside floor (ground). Men's I have never had a problem with and in fact treasure. Zebulon J. Meyers has been one of my favorite secondary driver's licenses and aliases since I was a teenager.

Rodgey's Cheap Eyeglasses

He buys in bulk so that he can afford to lose each pair a day after purchase. Many of them would appear to be women's glasses.

Old Raddishes

It takes an awfully lot for Rodgey to throw out any food. Or any near food, or anything that has been near food and might still smell like a food he considers delicious. I once poured out a 10 year-old cinammon scented candle, and he freaked out across the yard, thinking it was stewed tomatoes I was pouring out. And he said terrible things, and it never stops hurting.